Two turnta..., um, a ringtone and a microphone

This warms my heart:

A week earlier I listen as two boys spit lyrics to a series of ringtones-
'get slapped in the manor/get jacked in the manor/get capped in the manor'
'oi, where's Roll Out blud? I can't find it, put that on, I want to ride that one."

While polyphonic ringtones are less fun than the old connect-the-bleep ringtones, I fully expect beats to start sounding like ringtones (old-school tones, preferably). Or maybe that's already been and gone? My head is generally in the sand.