Showing posts with label travels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label travels. Show all posts

Sunday, September 02, 2007

geneva 24-26/08/2007

the obligatory "view from my room's window" shot

Visiting my family is always instructive (especially as my sister is just back from Brazil, where, in addition to attending a baile funk party, she introduced a Rio neighbourhood to a Martiniquan delicacy and had the local version named after her), but all the blog-interesting stuff seemed to happen in the airport.

At the airport, then, a man walked through the crowd with a ladder slung over his shoulder. Classic slapstick scenes played through my head: someone called out to him, he turned, bystanders ducked, then ducked again as he turned back. None of this happened, of course, just as no-one slips on banana peels in real life, but it didn't matter. I laughed on the inside.

On my way back to Brussels, I confirmed once and for all thaat I like girls' drinks.

Jupiler beer's men-targeted advertising (football league sponsorship, "Men know why" slogan) has always turned me off (the Mini's "TESTOSTERONE" ads are even more repellant. Unsurprisingly, it is difficult to find an example of what you are looking for when your search words include mini and testosterone. This article is close enough.). Less macho approaches appeal more: Hoegaarden Rosée's "dumb men" jokes scrawled on beer coasters, for example.


In the duty-free, I found the pink bottle pictured above. It stood under a big photo of two women pressed together in a nightclubbish environment that I can only imagine would appeal more to men and lesbians than your average heterosexual girl. I liked the ambiguity and the prospect of a vodka-cognac-rasberry-litchi combination and figured IVN would enjoy the look. I'm not sure what it means to be on the wrong side of the advertising demographic fence.

Okay, some family stuff:

then
now

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I am reminded of an anecdote I meant to post at the beginning of the year, after my last family visit:

My father spent five weeks working in New York last year. During that time he met up with his old friend Jimmy Owens. When he told me this, I had been listening to the reissue of Mingus's At UCLA and perked up. "Do you mean this Jimmy Owens?" (It was an email conversation, I have yet to find a way to hyperlink speech) Granted, this is not of that much interest to you, or even to me. What is of greater interest to me (but perhaps not to you) is that I found out that I had "performed" with Owens once, at some kind of function for UN employees' kids somewhere between the ages of 5 and 8. It's not much (and I can't remember it), but it does put me two degrees away from Mingus and Ellington, among others, and I'll happily accept that.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Outside London, 27-29/07/2007


We spent last week-end in Epping Forest, Essex, just outside London, England. The weather was unstable, but the company was good and the walks through the woods muddy. The most interesting details, though, came from the travelling.


Just after our RyanAir flight had landed at Stanstead, a trumpet fanfare blared. A voice rejoiced, somewhat along these lines: "Congratulations, you have arrived on time. Surprised? You shouldn't be: 90% of RyanAir's flights arrive on time, making us Europe's number one." A canned audience cheered wildly. In terms of convenience, we should have taken the Eurostar and I always feel sorry for the young, pretty stewardesses who are forced to wear uniforms a middle-aged cleaning lady would refuse, but the surreal humour of the announcement almost made it all worthwhile.


Coming back on Sunday, I used the hand dryers in the airport's washrooms. They're pretty amazing, using blast power rather than heat to get their job done. Which they do extremely well and quickly, but I carried on using it for a while after my hands were dry, just to look at the small, moving circle of depressed flesh it imprinted on them.


In addition to unpacking your laptop and taking off your jacket and your belt, you now have to take off your shoes and have them scanned as well. Considering that this measure led to Paul Wolfowitz's downfall, the fact that the Eurostar doesn't care which socks you wear is another point in its favour. All that remains is for airport security to require us to bare our souls. That said, the idea of a beeping hand-held soul scanner is somewhat attractive.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Casablanca, Morocco - 25-27/05/2007

[Last week-end, we spent a harried 32 hours in Casablanca for a reason that was no fun at all. That aside, a few notes and photos.]

We almost had to leave a member of our group behind at the airport, because she had only brought an ID card, rather than a passport. That's enough if you have proof of a hotel reservation, but I hadn't thought to print it out. So we scrambled frantically on two fronts: getting the passport to the airport and printing out the hotel reservation. The former involved calling up her parents, the latter consisted in me running around the (fairly small) Charleroi airport in search of someone friendly with an Internet connection and a printer. Not an easily-found combination, but I managed it, only to be stymied by a reservation system that asked me to log into an account I had no recollection of having created. In true movie style, the passport arrived mere minutes after the check-in had officially closed, but they let her on anyway.

When we got to our hotel, I wondered how they handled the online reservation and payment system I had used: they had no record of our reservation (and I still didn't, either). In fact, they didn't seem to have a computer at all. They let us stay the first night anyway and I managed to print out the reservation voucher in a cyber-café the next day, so all was well.

One thing we did do a lot of in Casablanca was take taxis. The little red Peugeot 106-type cars gave us an up-close look into the particularities of the local driving style. Lanes are fluid concepts: three may be marked on the ground, but they'll spontaneously become four or five as cars attempt to squeeze between each other. Pedestrians are strewn all over the street, as it makes no difference to their safety whether they cross on the green or in-between, on a zebra crossing or not. Perhaps I've lived a sheltered life, but I'm used to relatively orderly driving, one that doesn't demand the kind of constant 360-degree awareness that appears to be so basic a survival skill over there that's it's probably on the driving exam.

king of bongo



As an addendum to the previous post, another excerpt from my sister's music-oriented Brazil update:

On a brighter note, I went to an amazing percussions festival last week, and met Giovanni Hidalgo one of the world's greatest bongo players (so I'm told. I'd never heard of him before, but he's a lovely man. Short and chubby like a human teddy bear, and he shouted with delight when he caught me and my friend Marcos stealing his fruit backstage). Also got to observe groupies in action. I'd never been backstage for anything, so seeing these girls throw themselves at the musicians as soon as they stepped offstage was a trip.
In case others don't know Hidalgo, a demonstration of his prowess (via The Jazz Clinic):

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

baile funk is a fact!


My younger sister (who happens to be named after a certain John Coltrane ballad) is currently on an extended trip to Brazil. Somehow or other, she's managed to start working with a local NGO in a favela. Here's part of the last email she sent:

In other news, I went to my very first Favela Party, what is known as a "Baile Funky".
Oh.
My.
Goodness.
Welcome to the jungle.
There are no words to describe what it was like. I felt like I was in a gangster movie.
This is a party where the entire hill takes to the streets, speakers piled together in a huge wall of sound, playing '"novo funk" music at a volume that had all my insides vibrating. There are banners displaying the prices of extasy, cocaine and macounha (weed), and salesmen with large sacks of this merchandise beckoning for clientele like fishmongers in a food market. Girls as young as 12 or 13 are grinding away to the extremely rude music in barely-there outfits,and young men toting pistols and guns the size of small children march up and down the street wearing the air of importance their weapon seems to instill in them.
While everyting was new and entertaining and crazy in my eyes, it was an insight into the daily reality of the people who live in the favela, and who hardly ever leave it, from fear of the police, who are as corrupt and bloodthirsty as the drug dealers who run their community (if not more so. an American tourist was killed in cold blood by a Policia Militar just the other day). Kids of 6 or 7 are hooked on crack, and women latch onto any man who can provide a semi-decent future, through any means necessary.
I don't think that was the kind of news our mother was eager to hear...

Monday, April 02, 2007

Venice, Italy - 8-11/02/2007


In England, if it doesn't rain for three days, a water shortage is declared and lawn-watering is banned. Similarly, three centimetres of snow here are likely to touch off confusion, panic, chaos and train delays. Luckily, the train delays didn't happen this time, so we got to the laughably- and geographically-incorrectly-named Charleroi Brussels South Airport in plenty of time. With natural disaster averted, it was only right that we create our own.



After landing at Treviso, we attempted to take the Ryanair bus to Venice. Unfortunately, the only took cash and we had no cash. The only ATM was out of order and, at 12:40, the teller at the currency exchange shop had already decided that those extra 20 minutes he was supposed to work just weren't worth it. Luckily, we had just enough money to take a local bus to the
train station. From there, we took a train to Venice.

When we got there, maybe an hour later, we asked how to get to Marghera, where our hotel was situated, reportedly "10 minutes from Venice." The startled looks we got in reply didn't bode well. It took me a little while, but I finally figured it out: Venice in Italian is Venezia, but we were in Vicenza. You can see the problem. Another lengthy train ride later, we were in Venice, for real this time.

The final piece of good news was that our hotel was indeed 10 minutes from Venice, but by car. And 30 by bus, way out in some no-man's land of a tiny village on the edge of an industrial zone, on the continent. After empty, annoyance-fueled threats to the hotel clerk, we resigned ourselves to our fate, dropped off our luggage, got back on the bus and went into town. It must have been around six o'clock when we finally got there, and we walked around beneath a light, cold drizzle.

The Carnival was starting the following day, but the city seemed strangely empty. We strolled through a sparsely-populated San Marco Piazza and waited in line only a few minutes to get into the basilic. A few days later, on Sunday morning before heading back to the airport, we ventured to the piazza again to take in some of the Carnival festivities and only narrowly escaped death by crowd suffocation.

Aside from the city itself, its folded-membrane-like structure of tiny streets and canals and Raboso Piave wine (red, chilled, ever so slightly fizzy and tasty, just shy of being sweet), what I enjoyed most was the Peggy Guggenheim Collection. I'm not entirely sure, but I got the impression that she used to live in the canal-side appartment the exhibit is in. There were some photos of her lounging around that made me intensely jealous and admirative. Just because you can nonchalantly hang Picassos and Pollocks in your living room, doesn't mean it'll look good. Hers looked really good.

Kandinsky's "Empor" radiated an incredible, balanced peacefulness, quite different from the more explosive and aggressive work of his I've seen. I saw my first in-person Pollocks, too, but didn't get much more from the one drip-fest than I had looking at the cover of Free Jazz, which was pretty disappointing. My first live Mondrian, too, which was exciting. The painting, pared down to white, black lines and a dash of red at the bottom, was really funny. In a Dutch minimalist way, admittedly.

Lots of other great stuff informally scattered around (a Malevitch paired with something similar by another painter provided for an interesting contrast in the production of block colours, for example), another favourite being a Francis Bacon study: a chimpanzee on a box, with a
solid fuschia background, how could you not love it?

In the same room, two Giacomettis: a white, surprisingly full-figured woman suggested that he possessed a good-humoured side, while opposite, the eviscerated beetle titled "Woman With Her Throat Cut" battled that notion. Max Ernst's "La toilette de la mariée," I absolutely loved, unlike some of his (or Dali's) other more ponderously Symbolic/Surreal work on display. The mask aspect fit in with the city and the use of monsters reminded me of the great Hieronymus Bosch.

I'd discovered Bosch in Lisbon, and was delighted to encounter him again in the Palazzio Ducale. He's like a late 15th century Jim Henson. I can't imagine how his work was received at the time: it's as if he took all the scary bits from paintings, sculptures and Bible stories, threw them all together into outsize extravaganzas and them made them even more horrific. Special effects and horror movies tend to become quaint after a while, but Bosch's work seems really, really twisted, scary and overflowing with imagination, to me, even today. I bought a sort of magazine (in Italian - the proper books were way too expensive) about him, and it seems that he created blissful visions of Eden that were just as good. I bet he sucked at regular landscapes, though.


Saturday, March 17, 2007

cuba 27/02 - 14/03/2007

there must be a Latin jazz blog out there called Cubana-Be Cubana-Blog


The photographic record is somewhat incomplete. Just as it has two currencies (see below), Cuba has two currents: 110V and 220V. 110V was the most common, making recharging my batteries difficult.


La Havana's riotous decadence - it's in the occasionally suffocating exhaust-and-rotting-garbage air, the conversations amongst neighbours shouted across the street, the magnificent, crumbling buildings, the gnarled wires sprouting in all directions from exposed electricity boxes, the music pouring loudly from windows, those two men in the street, each with a live peacock under one arm, the kids playing baseball, either with a stick and plastic bottle cap, or a full-blown ball/bat/mitts game on quiet, wide transversal streets (since most windows don't have glass panes, there is little danger) - isn't found in the other cities we visited. Perhaps it is even limited only to the barrios of Centro Havana and Havana Vieja: Vedado and Buena Vista seemed more stately, quiet residential areas with detached houses.


We employed most of the means of transportation to be found: horse, bici- and coco-taxi, car, bus, truck. The cars fall into one of a few categories: pre-Revolution Americans, Cold War Ladas and post-Cold War Asians and Europeans. Whatever the car, though, we saw too many non-functioning speedometers for it to be mere coincidence. There aren't that many motorised vehicles in La Havana, but they make the exhaust fumes of a modern European vehicle seem like distilled mountain air. Be prepared to hold your breath when a truck passes you in a narrow street.


Don't ever take a Lada on a long journey, unless you want your clothes to smell of gasoline afterwards. The one we took from Viñales to Cayo Jutías had a large spiderweb of fractured glass in the windshield's lower left-hand corner, a passenger seat engaged in the process of falling through the floor, doors with "CUIDAME" ("Take care of me") written on the inside and a body that rattled like a frenzied maracas. Actually, it was only during this trip (to Cuba, not to the beach) that I realised that, if I were ever to semi-successfully dance salsa, I would have to follow the maracas rather than the off-beat-only bass to hear the basic pulse.



The Americans (Chevrolets, Cadillacs, Plymouths...) abound in La Havana, but are present throughout the country, even in rural-as-can-be Viñales. Well-known, but their cumulative effect is surprising. They set off like ships and their thick carriages make them seem like theater props. At my most disoriented, I felt like I was in Cars.


We took a truck from Trinidad to Sancti Spiritus. It was relatively luxurious: a wooden bench affixed to each side, not too crowded, shock absorbers that did their job. On the two-hour, seventy-kilometre trip, we passed through villages that were little more than a huddle of wood shacks. We probably paid 20 times more than the Cuban passengers, so we essentially financed the trip.




It's Communism 101, I guess, but actually seeing near empty shop windows was surprising. As was our difficulty in finding a toothbrush: after a couple of days, we finally bought two in the street from a handicapped guy with a sort of shelf hanging off his wheelchair. The toothbrushes barely lasted the two weeks. The shelf also contained super glue and other knick-knacks.

There seem to be two Cuban shop-organising tactics: sell a bit of everything (random bits of hardware next to jewelry, modern TVs in the front and ten kilo bags of cement in the back) or just one thing (many bakeries have only one type of bread, and it is not particularly good).

It's a quasi-prison island, of course. Even if they had enough money, they couldn't leave, exceptional situations aside. I had enough trouble leaving myself: the passport checker compared me to my photo three times (I'd aroused suspicion coming into the country because I was clean-shaven, rather than bearded as I am on the photo, so I resisted the urge to go to the barbershop - last time I did that was Turkey, 2001, it's fun) and asked me where I lived, where I learned Spanish. I had to laugh at the absurdity of the last question.

It was the culmination of the leitmotif - parece cubano - attached to me during our very first meal in a low-scale Havana eatery by a woman selling watches. Quickly realising I wasn't Cuban, she quickly scuttled off to a tableful of authentic Cubans. Actually, I'd left my watch at home, so I kind of could have used one. During the same meal, we were twice accosted by women begging for money, insistently putting their faces inches from our plates. I'd never seen anything like it, and wouldn't again, thankfully.

It was ironic/fitting that I was re-reading Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man: I was all too visible against the my travelling partner's/partners' white background. The little extra scrutiny (in this strange, porous apartheid system, mixed Cuban/non-Cuban groups are the most suspicious, which some Cubans self-demeaningly rationalise as "protecting the tourists") gave me a small taste of the one Cubans are under.

Viñales took on a definite small-town Big Brother feel as we talked with the guide who walked us through the countryside's tobacco fields and I counted at least five Comite de Defensa de la Revolución in this one-street town.

[After Invisible Man, I read William Burroughs's Naked Lunch. No relationship, except perhaps a quote on the back cover: "The Spanish boys call me El Hombre Invisible - the Invisible Man." Could you imagine tourist-ing through Burroughs's Tanger like you could Hemingway's La Havana?]



Propaganda is everywhere, painted onto the walls, embodied in statues, blazing from posters. I had expected El Comandante to be everywhere too, in the form of statues and murals, but he wasn't, at least not to the extent I had expected. At times, I felt more oppressed by José Martí than by Fidel. El Ché, of course, and even lesser-known revolutionaries such as Camilo Cienfuegos have significant presences. That's in the street, though, maybe it's different in the school curriculum. Hugo Chavez is big too, in a less institutionalised way: he smiles and holds a bat on posters, Venezuelan and Cuban flags are paired on t-shirts and in car windows.

propganda for propaganda: "without propaganda, there are no mass movements"

a favourite, and particularly absurd, slogan: "where a communist is born, problems die"


The upshot of all this propaganda is that it leaves no space - none - for advertisements in the street. Not that there's much of any kind of market share to battle for: most comical was a Todo Por $1.00 shop in a shopping centre whose three walls were lined with identical plastic Mega brand bottles. Liquid to clean your hair and to clean your floor sat side-by-side, distinguished only by colour.


"lies can go very far, but in the end truth prevails"

As in many Third World countries, much of the information in the street is painted. This, combined with the lack of advertisments, the faded pastels and irregular, smoothed out textures of the walls, makes for an unexpectedly restful visual environment.

There are (at least) two economies: one in convertibles (CUC, pegged to the US dollar) and moneda nacional (MN, worth one twenty-fourth of a CUC). One advantage of this system (among many disadvantages) is that anything in MN is targeted at locals and therefore very, very cheap. If you like to drink guarapo (sugar cane juice, stalks fed into the press before your very eyes), buy guayava pies from a roving salesman, get fresh produce from markets or eat ham sandwiches in the street, this is the money for you. You can't do much with MN, but it does seem to stimulate a little entrepreneurial spirit: people sell pizzas from their living room or simply set out knick-knacks on a chair in front of a window.


Not all of this entrepreneurship is good: 99% of the many paintings to be bought in markets and even in some galleries are mediocre, at best. The Cuban wing of the Museo de Bellos Artes, however, contains a lot of fantastic and powerful work, which we only got to skim through part of in about ninety minutes. Most regrettably, we didn't get around to the thirties, forties and fifties, so I didn't see how the gap between the relatively staid 18th- and 19th-century work (almost nothing you wouldn't see done better in Europe) and the post-Revolution quasi-orgiastic/spiritual/social frenzy was bridged. I assume there was also a lingering subtext of censure, but couldn't really parse it, for lack of knowledge.


The high literacy rate is well-known, but less noted are the extremely short skirts girls wear as part of their school uniform, which seems to vary only in colour from one part of the country to another.

the uniforms will get less liederhosen-ish when they get older

Some music, of course, but not too much. It blasted from cars and houses and afternoon parties for teenagers, connecting everything from són to reggaetón and things outside that spectrum. Live, what we heard was more campesino, country, as we heard it in the Casas de la Trova and restaurants of Trinidad and Sancti Spiritus. Every band, no matter how modest, has a CD to sell. Are studios free of charge?

We tour the Valle de los Ingenios outside Trinidad and stop at an 200 year old countryside villa for lunch. Inevitably, a band plays for us while we eat. I sit in on marímbula (a sort of overgrown, four-pronged kalimba that replaces the double bass in certain forms of traditional music) for one song, ironic for someone who consistently gets thrown off by Cuban bass lines.

I end up following the clave, which I'm sure is wrong, but the massive mulatto I've replaced smilingly encourages me anyway. He has some of the most gentle, light-brown-almost-green eyes I've ever seen. I strike up a conversation with them afterwards. Like all true practitioners of traditional music, I guess, they embrace the limitations imposed upon them: "Our instruments don't allow us to play any other kind of music." They show me how to play the easy cha-cha rhythm on güiro (short-short-long), but I don't have time to really understand the more difficult són pattern before the departing in-a-hurry tourist bus forces us to leave.

In La Boca (a tiny beach village outside Trinidad), three young boys walked home from the beach at nightfall, shamelessly belting a love song ("estoy enamoraaaaadoooo") together, after having sent stones skipping a dozens metres at a time across the sea's surface. It was nice to have music made physical again, shared out in the open.

The last place we spent some time in was the massive beach resort city of Varadero (local population: 15,000; yearly tourist population: 18,000). It's something of a hollow that occupies a long, very thin (you can cross it on foot in roughly five minutes) strip of land. The white sand/blue sea beach is beautiful. It is also littered with jellyfish that look like transparent conch shells or empty water bottles, or both, which made walking along it very stressful, at least for me.

Just one commercial tip: cigars are vastly cheaper at Varadero airport's duty-free section than in the official shops. There's less choice, but that's unimportant to the undiscerning smoker.

Maydy and Cosme. they're great. look them up if you need a place to stay in Havana: 870 6054; San Rafael 573 altos, between Gervasio and Escobar


your narrator has no time for beach frivolities when there's Naked Lunch to be read