Admitting your addiction is the first step on the road to recovery

The funniest line of SEVEN PHASES IN THE LIFE OF A HARD-CORE COLLECTOR (sorry to spoil the fun):

Phase 7: Maturity. If you're lucky, you may get this far. You realize that it's not necessary to own 50 Beethoven cycles, 46 of which you never play, when you can be just as happy with 20 of them, 16 of which you never play.