Saturday, January 24, 2004

Lyrical spam

Found posted on Jazz Corner, the contents of a spam e-mail. The more I look at them, the more I'm convinced they would make awesome Radiohead-style lyrics: they have that unsettling feeling of being just on the wrong side of making sense, while maintaining an eerie overall logic.

I was going to wait a while before we talked about this. We have certain immutable properties. I have a splitting migraine. I could speak english or spanish but instead I use my telepathy.

Help me ! I'm trapped in an e-mail factory! Never deal with roosters that look like monkeys.

Okay, let's do this right. It's scary, I have to admit. I see your point. I don't want to be predictable.

I had fun when we talked on Tuesday. Hey--I don't disagree with you.Does the universe remember? Probably. I was going to wait a while before we talked about this. This will end well. Never deal with roosters that look like monkeys.

The ratio of signal to noise has decreased significantly. I feel pretty incoherent today; sorry if this is confusing.This is ultimately no worse than television. I could speak english or spanish but instead I use my telepathy.